MICHAEL SWAN: PAPPI SWARNER'S JUKEBOX >>>

It’s Friday afternoon and Pappi Swarner is still sick. He can’t seem to shake this bug. He looks disheveled. He’s a bit delirious, too. And he’s running around the office â€" pretending he’s a foot shorter â€" mumbling something about Gozer the Traveler arriving in some pre-chosen form and how many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what it will be like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor. We’re a bit worried here at the Weekly Volcano World Headquarters. The Steno Pool had to be let go early today due to his rants.

This week he has fired up Cliff Richard’s “Devil Woman” on his '70s jukebox. No doubt it’s feeding his fire.