MICHAEL SWAN: PAPPI SWARNER’S ‘70S JUKEBOX >>>
Pappi Swarner’s lack of sleep finally caught up with him. He nabbed the bug spreading throughout the South Sound. He’s sick. Yet, the idiot keeps coming to the office. Thanks a million, Pappi.
He’s holed up in his office right now blasting every version of Elton John’s “Rocket Man.†I think he’s hallucinating on cough medicine. I’ve never seen him so …. High!
Below are the three versions we’re being subjected to the most. I wish I was on a different planet.