MICHAEL SWAN: PAPPI SWARNER’S '70S JUKEBOX >>>

After a week’s worth of disastrous weather Pappi Swarner has been hugging everyone in the office â€" more so than ever. The Steno Pool has actually filed a complaint to HR. Typical Weekly Volcano drama.

Pappi’s melancholy mood is blasting out of his office right now in the form of Harry Nilsson’s “Without You.” It’s appropriate since Nilsson’s heart gave out 14 years ago this Jan. 15.

Oh good gawd, I can hear Pappi weeping right now.