BOBBLE TIKI: THE BRET MICHAELS BAND >>>

Bobble Tiki has no idea if Bret Michaels is bringing his disposable hoochies from his Rock of Love 3 show to his two shows at Emerald Queen Casino scheduled in May. After all, the dating smoothie has ditched the house for a tour bus this season on VH1. Tequila-marinated glory holes or not, Michaels will park his bus in front of the EQC May 8 and 9. The tickets â€" $45 and $90 â€" will go on sale Valentine’s Day at 10 a.m. through Ticketmaster, unless the merger with Live Nation is accelerated, then it will be called Live Nation Entertainment.

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