MICHAEL SWAN: BLOODY HEART DAY >>>

Yes, February has begun and, if you consider yourself a good significant other, you should already have your plans for that lovey-dovey, huggy-wuggy special day solidified. Restaurant reservation: check. One dozen roses: check. Fangs: purchased and ready to go.

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