MICHAEL SWAN: COSTCO SAYS IT WILL BE GOOD NOW >>>

Federal prosecutors told Costco Wholesale Corporation bigwigs today that they can walk their massive air-conditioned aisles and ogle their giant slabs of beef and their economy packs of adult diapers and their enormous jars of peanut butter (crunchy style) and their two-gallon bottles of gin, and their large drums of hand lotion and their 12-foot plasma TVs and their 60-packs of frozen cream puffs in a state of zen as the Fed’s two-year investigation of backdated stock options wrong-doings at Costco is done â€" without charges being filed.

LINK: Read a press release here

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