MICHAEL SWAN: PAPPI SWARNER’S JUKEBOX >>>

Every Friday, after 4 p.m., when workday decorum is thrown out, Weekly Volcano Publisher Pappi Swarner cranks his computer speakers up to 11 and plays ‘70s pop off YouTube through the office. He’s psyching himself up before he heads out to do his notorious 3 Drink Minimum column for the rag. Looks like it might be 4 Drink Minimum as he’s heading down the hall toward The Steno Pool with a scotch in his hand.

Today, he’s looping “Moonlight Feels Right.” I think Matt Driscoll is just about to lose it.