Weekly Volcano

Taste Dick’s Beer

By weeklyvolcano on February 18, 2009

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Someone at the Weekly Volcano World Headquarters hates me. I’m almost positive it’s everyone in that office, but still slightly unsure exactly how much they hate me. Just last week I got called into the Weekly Volcano principal’s office for turning everything their stupid ape-looking weather guy said into a sexual innuendo, and now they’ve gone and delivered me into more immature temptation. That’s right; they went and slid this little tid-bit across my desk, asking me to write something up about it for this week’s issue:

Saturday, Feb. 21 at 99 Bottles
Derek Wilmot of Dick's Brewing will be at 99 Bottles from 3- 6 p.m.
Come in and sample six beers for $1.
21+ years to sample; valid ID required.
 


No, not bad at all. I love Dick’s Brewing, 99 Bottles, and what a great deal that is! That actually sounds like its right up my alley. I mean literally, I live down the street so it’s pretty much up my alley. Here’s the kicker though â€" the event is titled (get this): “Taste Dick’s Beer.”

How in the HELL am I supposed to stay straight-laced with that one and not turn it into a sexual innuendo? Oh, I’m so there.

[99 Bottles, 35002 Pacific Hwy. S., Federal Way, 253.838.2558]

BTW, The Red Hot has dollar Rainiers tonight.