STEPH DEROSA: SONOFABITCH >>>

The Tacoma Parking People are out today, er, people.  This morning I parked in front of The Mix so I could enjoy some leisurely Internet time at PSP and I got nabbed for not turning my wheels away from the curb.

In my defense, I usually turn my wheels, stay within the lines, pull close to the curb, and keep distance from other cars.  I’m known for my parallel parking superpowers, often pulling into a tight spot within three points. 

But this time, the one time I didn’t pay attention, I was busted. There goes 30 crisp bills down the drain. 

You are warned.