ANNOUNCER: Venturing to Federal Way can feel like taking a trip to another country â€" if that country is one long seemingly endless strip mall of ethnic restaurants and stores. Though it may feel like you need it, there’s no passport required to stop in and experience any of the many, many dining establishments that line Pacific Highway and the arterial streets. Sizzle. Hiss. Pop. Fry. Scrape. Chop. Flip. Such is the way of Genghis Khan Mongolian Grill.

JASON: Contrary to what must be a common and mistaken belief Genghis Khan, most people do not know what they want to order before they sit down at the table. Let me sit down and look at the menu before insisting I order. Go away for a while. Please.

JAKE: Shhhhhh, you are going to get our food spit in or worse!

ANNOUNCER: Read more of this riveting exchange, and how the food actually tastes, on the Weekly Volcano Web site.

Photo by J.M. Simpson