STEPH DEROSA: GRRRRRRR >>>

Cookies ‘n’ MILF of Tacoma’s Dockyard Derby Dames hates me. I’m most certain.  Every opportunity she gets to rub in my face the fact that she is having fun with roller derby and I’m not, she takes it.  This time she sends an e-mail listing out the Dockyard Derby Dames upcoming season’s bouts, how much fun everyone will have, how easy it is to get tickets, and how cold, large, and cheap ($3) the beers are going to be.

Bitch.

If you care anything about seeing scantily clad women beat each other up on skates, then I suppose this information was meant for you as well.  As jealous as I am that Cookies ‘n’ MILF could kick my ass and look damn hot doing it, I suppose I’ll go ahead and share these dates:

• BOUT 1: Sunday March 29, Auburn Skate Connection, 1825 Howard Road, Auburn, doors @ 5 p.m.
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BOUT 2: Saturday, May 9, Tacoma Soccer Center, 2610 Bay St. E. Tacoma, doors @ 5 p.m.

• BOUT 3: Saturday, June 13, Tacoma Soccer Center, 2610 Bay St. E., Tacoma, doors @ 5 p.m.

• BOUT 4: Saturday, July 18, Tacoma Soccer Center, 2610 Bay St. E., Tacoma, doors @ 5 p.m.

• BOUT 5: Saturday, Sept. 12, Tacoma Soccer Center, 2610 Bay St. E., Tacoma, doors @ 5 p.m.

• CHAMP BOUT: Saturday, Oct. 24, Tacoma Soccer Center, 2610 Bay St. E., Tacoma, doors @ 5 p.m.

Ticket information can be found at the Dockyard Derby Dames' Web site.