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Remember urbanXchange's Golden Ticket giveaway program? Refresh your mind here.

Good news (not for you)! Tacoma artist and Weekly Volcano cover illustrator Mary K Johnson won for the month of February. She's the proud owner of the Beautiful Angle Golden Ticket poster.

'I cannot recall having ever won anything else in my life, and to win the very icon from the story that captured the anticipation of winning something against near impossible odds," says Johnson. "It brings to mind this lyric: I've got a golden chance to make my way."