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Does anyone date in the grocery store aisles anymore? Did anyone beyond the trashy TV shows EVER do this?

I met my wife in high school so I admit I haven’t tried dating in the frozen food aisle. I am not exactly sure how one would do this with any relative expectation of success. I know I’d likely miss the signs if a woman tried to pick me up.

WOMAN: Hey there handsome (shut up, this is my fantasy).

ME: Huh?

WOMAN: Nice cheese balls.

ME: Huh?

Those thinking about finding a date in a supermarket should also consider the scene as much as the message. Where you shop in the South Sound may be as important as what’s in a hot chick’s cart. Consider my list on the Weekly Volcano Web site before you grab a cart.