MICHAEL SWAN: IT WILL BE FIERCE AT THE BLUE MOUSE FRIDAY >>>

These drag divas will be fierce.

Tyra Banks without the word "fierce" is like Paris Hilton without "That's hot." Celebrities co-opting colloquialisms is an absurd alliteration, but it's an even more ridiculous opening for this blurb. I apologize.

Anyway, turn off the E! and find some wild entertainment Friday night at The Blue Mouse Theater â€" where real boys looking like real women get hot and fierce. AIDS Housing Association of Tacoma hosts a fund-raising drag show Friday night titled Until The Fat Lady Sings featuring some of Puget Sound’s most recognizable female impersonators: Lady Chablis, Mz. Victoria Eyesli, Mahogany Knight, Busty Palmer, Katrina Duall, Polly Ester and many more.

[The Blue Mouse Theater, Friday, May 29, 6:30 p.m. VIP reception ($20), 7:30 p.m. us poor folk ($10), 2611 N. Proctor, Tacoma, 253.752.9500