MARK THOMAS DEMING: THE FUCKING EAGLES WILL  MESS YOU UP >>>

Warning: The Fucking Eagles are known by the state of California to cause drunken stupidity in listeners. Warning: Do not listen to the Fucking Eagles while operating a motor vehicle. Your neck will involuntarily do that weird goose thing and you’ll forget you’re driving a Corolla â€" not that Nova you had in high school. You’ll try to lay a patch at a stop sign, lurching away with a futile squeak to the total embarrassment of your girl. If you’re pregnant or nursing, ask your doctor before listening to the Fucking Eagles. If new hair growth appears, discontinue use immediately. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, induce vomiting. (Eight or so beers ought to do it.)

Tonight, the Fucking Eagles will destroy Doyle's.

[Doyle’s Public House, with Blanco Bronco, 9:30 p.m., no cover, 208 St. Helens Ave., Tacoma, 253.272.7468]