PAUL SCRAG: BRIAN KENNEY FRESNO AT THE KITCHEN TONIGHT >>>

Brian Kenney Fresno is like Captain Kangaroo for drunk people. He runs a label called Bonghit Records, has a custom guitar that looks like something stolen from GWAR’s backyard dumpster, and sings about things that would make most children and old ladies giggle uncomfortably. So yeah, he’s perfect for Tacoma, and he’ll be at Hell’s Kitchen tonight.

Armed with raisins, projected sing-along lyrics, and his giant super guitar, Fresno seeks to create a performance so dense, with a gravitational pull so great, that even light cannot escape. This black hole of entertainment is so heavy that it ultimately collapses on itself â€" spewing the audience with all that is Fresno.

Did I mention it’s free?

Seriously Tacoma, don’t miss it.

[Hell’s Kitchen, with McMonster the Devastator, Thursday, July 16, 9 p.m., $5, 3829 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.759.6003]