MATT DRISCOLL: TASTY THURSDAY AT CHENEY STADIUM >>>

Sure, you may love Tacoma, but do you Love Tacoma?

While that question may seem confusing at first, really it’s not.

Love Tacoma is a group of Grit City enthusiasts who meet monthly to, well, love Tacoma. According to Love Tacoma’s Web site, the club is “a great way to celebrate the places, people, and activities that make Tacoma great.” Tonight they’ll be heading to Cheney Stadium to catch a 7:30 7 p.m. Rainers game, not to mention suck down a bunch of $2 beers and $1 hot dogs.

Prediction
At first, nothing will seem amiss. A strong and vocal group of what seems like T-town supporters will fill Cheney Stadium’s fourth level beer garden, and the suds will start flowing freely. However, near the seventh inning stretch, it will be revealed that not all in the group actually love Tacoma. In fact, some of these imposters will claim, after being loosened up by a little waterboarding, to actually love places like Federal Way and Graham. This, of course, will NOT be the right answer â€" and the waterboarding will continue until Rhubarb intervenes.