MICHAEL SWAN: WHO THE HELL IS EMILY BIKINI? >>>

She was spotted at Forza Coffee in Puyallup.

She hung out with Capt. Jonathan and The Deadliest Catch crew at the Puyallup Fair.

She’s practically naked on her MySpace page.

She’s Emily Underwood aka Emily Bikini, the creator of Bikini Soda and star of the upcoming reality show, Life in a Bikini.

Rumor is she’s still hanging at the Puyallup Fair. I’ll go investigate. ...

UPDATE: Yes, it's true. Bikini Soda has a booth at the Puyallup Fair. Sadly, Emily Bikini was nowhere to be seen Tuesday afternoon.