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KISS will bring its KISS Alive 35 2009 North American Tour to Seattle’s KeyArena Nov. 1.

How old are these guys now?  Do we really know who’s under that makeup? I hear Dick Cheney spent a summer playing skins while pretending to be Peter Criss. He would have gotten away with it too if he hadn't been scarier than Gene Simmons.

Anyway, the band has a new album, SONIC BOOM. Buckcherry will be the main support on the tour. And tickets go on sale Saturday, Sept. 26 at the KeyArena Box Office, Wherehouse Music, select Fred Meyer Stores, Ticketmaster locations, charge by phone 800.745.3000 or Ticketmaster.com.  Ticket prices haven’t been announce yet.