MICHAEL SWAN: HALLOWEEN PARTY AT THE ROBERT DANIEL GALLERY FRIDAY >>>

Dracula. That intensely sexual, seductively amorous icon of male machismo and magnetism - the hypnotic set of eyes hidden beneath the silk top hat, the broad shoulders and refined neck subtly shrouded beneath the sweeping cape, elegant hands that coax a slow simmer from the blood of his prey, silent footsteps, lingering fingers, full lips that teasingly reveal the orgasmic crescendo of long white teeth hidden behind them.

I have complete confidence my Dracula costume will steal all eyes Saturday night at the Erotic, If You Dare Halloween party at The Robert Daniel Gallery. Although, party organizer T-Dub will try his best to shame me. He will install cages and stripper poles and load them up with hot chicks. Then, he'll adorn the gallery's walls with erotic art. Last, he's invited a dominatrix show from San Francisco, the burlesque troupe Fun Police and a couple of DJs.

Titillated yet? You will once you see the eternal he-hunk Michael Swan.

[The Robert Daniel Gallery, Saturday, Oct. 31, 8 p.m., $25, 2501 Fawcett Ave., Tacoma, 425.246.9477]