STEPH DEROSA: SOUTH SOUND HAUNTED HOUSES >>>

I'll be brutally honest here: I have yet to find a haunted house in the South Puget Sound that will make me poop my pants like the huge ones down in Texas did. Even back in the '80s we'd drop a cool $20 on admission into a three-story deserted warehouse turned death house. You should count your blessings that you're here in your safe, humble surroundings of evergreens and vegetarians. Here, admission is usually at a fair price, and the haunting is done in a controlled, well thought out environment. 

Are the haunted houses here scary?  Are they worth the money?  Do those adult-sized diapers really hold? These are questions only a haunt doctor can answer. Aren't you in luck? Dr. Steph DeCapitated DeRosa at your service right here.