SUZY STUMP: HO HO HO A GO GO >>>

Here's the scene: It's getting late on Christmas night, the orgy of gift giving was over hours ago, and you have eaten enough to hibernate through the winter. Grandpa Freddy's head is beginning to bob, the Parcheesi game is coming out — and you are all out of spiked eggnog. Now is the time to get your young, vibrant self out of the family room and on to the dance floor. Now is the time to go to Lakewood.

Two clubs are open tonight featuring DJs in Santa hats and Naughty Little Ho Ho Hos with goodies for the naughty and the nice.

Happy Days Casino, Christmas Day DJ Dance, no cover, 9 p.m.

Last Call Bar, Christmas Day Party with DJ C-Luv spinning old skool, hip-hop, dance, Top 40, $5, ladies no cover, 8 p.m. $5.