MICHAEL SWAN: TO YOU AND YOURS >>>

My humbug Manhattan-loving publisher, after a long day of sealing the office’s roof for the 50th time this year and spit-shining his hybrid automobile, climbed out from under mounds of coal and shouted, “Swan! Write me a Christmas post, dammit! Something about Muppets, mistletoe, good will toward men!”

Whatever.

Since I know only a little about Muppets and nothing about mistletoe, I thought I’d aim for the “good will toward men” part.

From everyone here at Weekly Volcano/Spew land, happy holidays to you and everyone in your life. Thanks for picking us up, visiting us online, and continuing to show that you give a damn about the South Sound. We wish you the very best holiday.

P.S. Look for me at Denny's. In the corner. All day. Weeping and slightly drunk.