MATT DRISCOLL: BRING ON THE WEEKEND >>>

Do you feel it? Do you sense it? Do you smell the Nag Champa?

That's right, ladies and gentleman, it's time - yet again - for The Prefunk: A weekly primer designed to get you and your liver ready for the weekend in the South Sound.

Along with some of man's best friends - all with severe drinking problems that only people like Gary Busey and Dale Ellis could possibly relate to - the Weekly Volcano is here with a glance into what's happening around town this weekend, and how you can ready yourself for the action.

SATURDAY NIGHT

C.F.A. record release at Supernova?

I really can't remember how we lived prior to the text message. The only thing I can fathom is this archaic time must have been slow, dreadful and mercilessly unconnected - much like I assume this year's Pierce County government holiday party will be.

But even at the aforementioned holiday party, there's still at least a bit of intrigue - unlike the world prior to text message. For instance, things might get interesting if County Exec Pat McCarthy gets sauced on Hot Totties and Xeroxes her ass - in real company holiday party style.

However, my contacts at the county building tell me this is "highly unlikely."

But, if we are talking about holiday cheer - and text messages - the two things will meet in exciting fashion this Saturday at Supernova Hair and Tattoo in Tacoma.

You see, on my way to work this morning I received a text message from Cody Foster of Cody Foster's Army - a message later forwarded to me again by another friend - letting everyone know that C.F.A. and Stone Axe will be playing Supernova's Christmas party. The magic starts at 9 p.m., and according to Foster's text, "C.F.A.'s unofficial record release? Maybe"

A good time is guaranteed to be had by all.

Thanks, Text Messages!

PREFUNK: Supernova is right next door to a Shell gas station, and across the street from a Subway. Therefore, the only natural choice for prefunking seems to be a tallboy from Shell - something with an animal on the can - and a Five-Dollar-Footlong from Subway. Consume both in your car prior to heading into Supernova, making sure you spill equal parts mayonnaise and ice beer on your trousers.

SUNDAY NIGHT

Broho's Anniversary

I've said so many, many times - but it still holds true.

The Brotherhood is the best bar in Olympia - hands down.

From the jukebox to the bar staff to owner Pit Kwiecinski - the Broho has it figured out.

This Sunday, the Broho will celebrate its anniversary in style - opening up the stage to Western Hymn and M.O.D.'s. The action starts at 9 p.m.

PREFUNK: Have you ever gotten wasted on Zinn, or blatto on Chomsky? It's kind of fun if you know how - trust me. The only problem is the hangover's a bitch. There's nothing you can drink in the morning - not even a Bloody Mary or three - that will make the pain of societal injustices and super-big words go away.

Prior to the Broho's anniversary party Sunday, take a few whip-its then skim through Chomsky on Anarchism. Talk about getting the party started!