BRING ON THE WEEKEND >>>

We all knew it would come to this, didn't we? Of course.

Me, sitting here at some ungodly hour, some sad Saturday morning, at least 12 hours after the weekly Prefunk should have posted to the web - feverishly cursing whoever's idea this whole thing was in the first place.

The idea was mine, naturally. But it was destined for failure. Or at the very least occasional extreme tardiness. We all knew this going in.

That said, here are a few ways to kill brain cells this weekend. Better late than never.

SATURDAY, FEB. 20

Sinful Saturday at the Cedarwood Dome

Nothing says "sinful" like Milton and a dome made out of soft wood. Trust me. I've driven through Milton on a number of occasions, and "sinful" is always the impression I've left with. Or sad. Or some other "s" word that's definitely not "sexy."

Anyway, tonight is "Sinful Saturday" at the Cedarwood Dome in Milton. There'll be a DJ - and it's Milton. So Lord knows it'll be off the hook.

PREFUNK: As the saying goes, when in Rome - act like a muthafukin' Roman, yo.

The thing about being in Milton is: It's best to be on foot, maybe between buses or L & I disbursements, on your way to or from Federal Way - and dressed in absurdly oversized jeans. Also, you should have walked through a number of puddles, and your jeans should hang under your tennis shoes causing water to soak all the way up the back of your pant legs.

Also, those oversized jeans should have inexplicable bleach patterns.

So, before heading to Sinful Saturday at the Cedarwood Dome - ditch your car, borrow your obese uncles jeans, have a bleach accident, walk through some puddles - and you'll be right at home.

SUNDAY, FEB. 21

Ted Brown Drum Circle

Let's be honest. You don't have a significant other. You're reading The Prefunk. I appreciate you as is.

But, for the sake of conversation, let's say you DID have a significant other - or better yet a prospective significant other.

What's the best way to say, "I want this to be the first and last date we ever have"?

Ted Brown's weekly drum circle - that's what.

Plop off your Tevas, roll up those pant legs - and show the apple of your eye those mad bongo skills. Studies have shown: Ladies love hippies.

PREFUNK: Shower. It'll let Miss Right now this magical evening was about more than simply sick tribal beats and smoking weed in a late model hatchback. So much more...

Until next time.