MORNING SPEW: No hugs, "Iron Man 2" cologne

By Volcano Staff on March 26, 2010

WHAT WE HAVE FOUND TODAY >>>

Portland school bans hugs

Jamie Oliver's mission is to bring healthy food to fat, slothful Americans, at taxpayer expense, of course.

Bank of America and Wells Fargo might not pay federal taxes this year. It's good to be them.

Feeling a little low? Need to bounce back from a bad day? This looks like a dizzy way to do it.

Diesel has created a limited edition Iron Man 2 cologne.