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In Switzerland, people can hire horrifying clowns to stalk their children as a birthday present.

The Library of Congress will archive all of Twitter for future generations. People of the future are going to think we were idiots.

Inmates scam Uncle Sam by filing returns for fake jobs.

Mother Russia doesn't play that. The country formally suspended all American adoptions of Russian children today after a 7-year-old adopted Russian boy was sent back to Moscow alone when the Tennessee mother thought he wasn't well-adjusted.

All these earthquakes are just a coincidence.