BRING ON THE WEEKEND >>>
All right, yo! We made it. Another life-sucking workweek is behind us, and it's time for the Monday-through-Friday warriors to reap the benefits of their two, measly days off. This is going to be good! And, shit! The sun is even out...
The dawning of a new weekend also means it's time for a new installment of the Weekly Volcano Prefunk - a Saturday and Sunday primer for you and your liver, with a picture of an alcoholic household pet thrown in for good measure.
Enjoy.
DEATH BY SEX @ 109 LOUNGE IN OLYMPIA
Saturday, April 17
Know where this one is going already? Of course you do. This is the Volcano, after all. And we are talking about a band called Death By Sex.
Do I know anything about Death By Sex - the band? No, not really. But I bet they rule.
Do I know anything about death by sex, in reality? No, not really - other than I have seen plenty of David Carradine movies. Also, I did get a really bad calf cramp one time while having sex, but that's about as close as I've ever come to dying during intercourse.
Adding to the list of things I don't know about - what's up with 109 Lounge in Oly? I have yet to check it out. Perhaps Saturday's show is just what I've been waiting for.
PREFUNK: Hydration is key, my friends? Did you know the number one cause of death by sex is extreme dehydration? Last year alone, six people and eight hipsters lost their lives due to sexual dehydration. Don't let this happen to you.
ULTIMATE FRISBEE @ LBA PARK
Sunday, April 18
This week's Volcano Prefunk is a little Oly heavy, but hell - that's A-OK with me. We might as well not let d-bag T-bag protestors and trust fund anarchists be the only ones enjoying our state's lovely capital city.
So, on that note - why not head on out to LBA Park at 5:30 p.m. Sunday and enjoy some hot Frisbee action from the 2010 Olympia Ultimate Frisbee Coed League. Sure, you've already missed signups - they ended April 9 - but that doesn't mean you can't be a spectator. If there's one thing Ultimate Frisbee needs it's more fans - followed closely by some effing shoes.
PREFUNK: Sports are supposed to be competitive. I don't care what the Wavy Gravy of the Ultimate Frisbee circuit tells you. Why not make Sunday an opportunity to bring some real, drunken, face-painted excitement to Oly's co-ed Ultimate Frisbee league.
Show up early. Tailgate. Get really hammered. Then mosey on over to the Frisbee action and root for your team. If anyone gets in your way, just treat him or her like sports fans from Philly would.
See you next week.