BRING ON THE WEEKEND >>>

It's that time again - TGIF. For regular nine-to-fivers, our two short days of freedom are right around the corner.

Friday also means it's time form The Prefunk - a weekly guide to priming you and your liver for two worthy events coming up this weekend... plus an obligatory picture of a household pet getting sauced.

This is what we do; it's why they pay us the big bucks.

Here we go.

THE MISSIONARY POSTION @ Doyle's Public House

Saturday, April 3

Admit it, geek - the name of Jeff Angell's band, The Missionary Position, makes you giggle. Sure, the dirty, modernized, maximum R&B is enough to momentarily take your mind out of its normal, jr. high residence - long enough to make you truly appreciate the originality of the band's slinking rock groove; but it always returns. At the end of the day, you're still the type of person that can't help but grin when the words "The Missionary Position" cross your mind. Tehehehe.

PREFUNK: Draw a warm bath. Light a few of those ultra-romantic candles from Bed, Bath and Bodyworks. Poor a tall class of the nicest $8 wine you have - and open yourself up to the secure and seductive embrace of the The Missionary Position.

Close your eyes, and just do whatever feels natural...

Just make sure to put some goddamned clothes on before heading out to Doyle's.

EASTER

Sunday, April 4

Jesus is coming! Jesus is coming! And he's getting super fit for his return. This Sunday marks the annual return of Big J - and you best be ready. He only does this once a year, sometime between March 22 and April 25 - depending on an equation relying heavily on the Paschal Full Moon. It's very complicated.

PREFUNK: While many would tell you to cleanse your soul of sins or at least put on clean underwear for Big J's annual return - I'm going to take a more hedonistic approach. The last time Big J swung by my pad, he emptied my ‘fridge of Dos Equis and really freaked out the cats. This time I'll be ready. You should be too.

See you next week.