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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @MatchBox20 on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#RobThomasMakesYouHot).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight

April 22: Jordan Knight tries to remind Joey McIntyre to use some goddamn manners

"Tisk tisk...no eating with your fingers Joe!" via Twitpic, 10:40 p.m.

April 22: Jordan Knight loves the media

"it was like she was feeding me the recorder!" via Twitpic, 10:25 p.m.

April 15: Jordan Knight still has it

"Chillin..." via Twitpic, 10:41 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Jordan Knight