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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

New Kid on the Block Jordan Knight

March 22: Jordan Knight achieves Twitter inspiration

"I need to write a song called "Twitter after Dark" and sing it on the backrub..." via Echofon, 12:54 a.m.

February 27: Fear and loathing with NKOTB

"She left some of her sandwich on the tray...I might steal it....hmnnn....she wont know....shes highly medicated.." via web, 2:36 p.m.

February 25: Aging tough (despite faux hawk)

"This is just cold blooded and wrong...." via Twitpic, 8:15 a.m.

Tune in next week for more Twitter stalking brought to you be the Weekly Volcano? Got any suggestions of who we should follow? Let us know...