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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @ThatStupidDudeFromMTVsTheHills on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#braindead).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

FRED DURST

We'll be honest. @FredDurst was pretty much the inspiration for Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker. Somehow, and don't ask us how, we ended up following the Limp Bizkit frontman - and it's been nothing but entertainment since. It's like that proverbial, gory-ass, nu-metal car accident you just can't help but gawk at.

Here's another look at what @FredDurst has been up to lately:

March, 31: Limp Bizkit is honored in birthday cake form

"Happy Birthday!! Sweet cake!! RT @NIC_DAVIDSON @freddurst http://twitpic.com/1cbgrh look at my birthday day cake!!!" via Twittelator, 10:12 p.m.

April, 7: Fred Durst declines an invitation to get "Facebook raped"

"Whoa! Weird bro RT @justdodgeme @freddurst if I ever came over to your house for dinner I'd make it my main goal to facebookrape you." via Twittelator, 3:27 p.m.

April, 9: Fred Durst makes poor quality videos before Limp Bizkit rehearsal

"At Lethals right now. About to head to rehearsal." via Twittelator, 2:32 p.m.

April, 16: Fred Durst looks for new gaming buddies

"If you want to play some MW2 on XBL my new gamertag is PowersWay LBGC' - I play mornings and late night PST. Helps me relax. See ya there." via Twittelator, 9:54 a.m.

Tune in next week to find out who the Weekly Volcano will Twitter stalk next...