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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @MrBelvedere on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#hilarityensues).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Justin Bieber

April 18: Justin Bieber takes blurry camera phone shots and over uses ellipses like the rest of us - only he wears a Canadian bowtie.

"Fun night...got to share it with good peopl." via Echofon, 10 p.m.

April 17: Justin Bieber rehearses for either a show or a jr. high talent show - and continues to overuse ellipses

"Rehearsal time for the Junos..." via Echofon, 12:03 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of @justinbieber