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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @Tigers17thmistress on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#holeinone).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

FRED DURST

We'll be honest. @FredDurst was pretty much the inspiration for Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker. Somehow, and don't ask us how, we ended up following the Limp Bizkit frontman - and it's been nothing but entertainment since. It's like that proverbial, gory-ass, nu-metal car accident you just can't help but gawk at.

Here's another look at what @FredDurst has been up to lately:

March, 24: Fred Durst catches Bieber feaver

"Walking down Sunset Blvd. This is LA. Oh boy." via Twittelator, 9:59 p.m.

April, 8: Fred Durst gushes over his dog, apparently named after a video game

"My boy Halo is just chillin'." via Twittelator, 6:38 p.m.

April, 8: And a little love for Fred's other dog

"And my girl Daisy" via Twittelator, 6:39 p.m.

April, 8: Fred Durst claims he had nothing to do with the questionable bandanas his dogs were sporting

"BTW- those cheesy bandanas were put on by the groomer today. Funny for a minute, but had to trash'em." via Twittelator, 8:28 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of @freddurst