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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Ice-T

May 3: Ice-T discovers the "Booty Pop Panties"

"I just watched a commercial for something called "Booty Pop Panties...?" How does a girl play that off in the bedroom??" via Tweetdeck, 9:46 a.m.

May 3: Ice-T and his dog discuss the merits of "Booty Pop Panties"

"My dog @CuteSpartacus says the hell with all that "Booty Pop Panties" shit. He keeps it real!!" via Tweetdeck, 10:04 a.m.

May 1: Ice-T's dog is more popular than you

"I told my dog @CuteSpartacus he has over 1,000 followers..He looked at me and said 'Cool.. I don't Tweet on the weekends..' and took a shit." via Tweetdeck, 8:58 a.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Ice T