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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Ice T

May 5: Ice T challenges Arizona

"Alotta yall talkin bout the AZ laws... Fuck em. If they arrest me and & Coco and deport us to Mexico....? Now that would be a reality show!!" via TweetDeck, 9:09 a.m.

April 16: Ice T visits Revis Island

"Daily Pic: Hangin out with the homie @Revis24 last night. Cool Motherfucka!" via Twitpic, 3:04 p.m.

April 15: Ice T dishes on Larry King's sex life

"Wow! Larry King was bangin his wifes sister for years??? That's gotta take a lotta heat off Tiger.. 7wives?? Larry is way out! #FLTG" via TweetDeck, 1:11 p.m.

April 15: And some more...

"I met Larry once. He was super cool. I never knew Larry was Illmatic! Shits sooooo crazy right now.. Moooovin." via TweetDeck, 1:38 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Ice T.