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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Ice T

May 5: Ice T reveals himself as a closet LOL Cats fan (we have no idea what this means).

"Daily Pic: A 'Final Level' Cat.... Maaan! I understand you player..." via Twitpic, 5:30 p.m.

April 14: Not braggin', just sayin'

"Lucky for me, I sold a few records before the record bizz crashed. I appreciate these more now than ever!" via Twitpic, 9:13 a.m.

April 13: Ice T talks about his dog Spartacus some more - who, don't forget, has more Twitter followers than you'll ever have

"Daily Pic: 'Spartacus' bumped into his big cousin 'Beast' in Little Italy today.. It's good to be connected.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Ice T