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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Ice T

April 9: Ice T ReTweets the haters

"RT @P_Chandler:You tedious thug. No, you CAN'T act or converse w/out swearing. Her music is too clever for your pea brain to comprehend." via TweetDeck, 6:35 p.m.

"RT @CommunitySyndic: Man, Ice T is such a fucking tool. How dare he tell Aimee Mann to eat a hot bowl of dicks. What does that even mean?" via TweetDeck, 6:36 p.m.

April 9: Ice T gets a little emotional via Twitter. (FYI: FLTG seems to stand for Ice T's "Twitter gang" - the Final Level Twitter Gang.)

"FLTG HISTORICAL PHOTO: "This is the exact moment I met my wife for the first time..." Check the smile!" via TweetDeck, 9:27 a.m.

April 8: The "Single Greatest Tweet of all Time" - as declared by the Village Voice

Hey @aimeemann stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time.. Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T" via TweetDeck, 9:00 a.m.

Tune in next week for more Twitter-stalking from the Weekly Volcano