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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Mark Hoppus

May 13: Mark Hoppus is Bob Villa

"Just had the first-ever conversation that included the phrase "raise the roof" in actual reference to increasing ceiling height." via Twitterific, 11:16 a.m.

May 5: Mark Hoppus is political

"I wonder if tanning salons in Arizona have seen a sudden downturn in business." via TweetDeck, 9:39 a.m.

April 20: Mark Hoppus is capitalist

"Thinking about opening an aviary called Bird, Bat, and Beyond." via TweetDeck, 1:38 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus)