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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Mark Hoppus

May 18: Mark Hoppus is psychic

"I think at the end of LOST, we finally discover if Ross and Rachel end up together." via UberTwitter, 9:24 p.m.

May 14: Hoppus tries to prove he's actually an intellectual via Twitter. Booyah!

"I like to go big on Friday nights!! Tonight: staying in, reading early 20th century French Modernist philosophy. Booyah!!" via TweetDeck, 8:36 p.m.

May 14: Hoppus is forgetful

"Crap, I forget!! What was the second rule of Fight Club, again?" via TweetDeck, 8:22 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus)