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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Mark Hoppus

May 19: Mark Hoppus confronts the inevitability of death

"When I die, at my funeral, please please PLEASE do not allow a touching musical tribute to be performed by the Jingle Cats." via UberTwitter, 5:24 p.m.

May 13: Mark Hoppus works on his table manners

"At the last second, my brain couldn't decide between 'thanks' or 'thank you,' so I looked right at the waitress and said 'Thank.'" via Twitterific, 11:44 a.m.

May 8: Mark Hoppus gets competitive

"I gotta say, I'm KILLING IT right now at this trivia game designed for first-graders." via Twitterific, 7:40 a.m

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus)