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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Mark Hoppus

May 22: Mark Hoppus takes a stand

"Nothing infuriates me more than cupcakes. There. I said it." via UberTwitter, 12:24 p.m.

April 21: Mark Hoppus fights for Mother Earth

"In honor of Earth Day tomorrow, I will continue my long-standing tradition of NOT clubbing baby seals." via TweetDeck, 5:11 p.m.

April 15: Mark Hoppus thinks about juggling hipsters at 1 a.m.

"Unicycles are the ultimate fixed-gear, which makes juggling clowns the ultimate hipsters. My unicycle'd have coaster brakes." via TweetDeck, 1:11 a.m.

Tune in next week for a new "celebrity", and a new round of Twitter Stalking, brought to you by the Weekly Volcano.