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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Apolo Ohno

Today: Apolo Ohno rubs it in fat people's faces

"Cupcake action." TweetDec, 9:47 a.m.

May 20: Apolo Ohno goes for the teeny-tiny look at Seattle Fashion Week

"Thank you Seattle Fashion Week! I had a blast. See you next year!" via Twitter for iPhone, 9:40 a.m.

May 18: Apolo Ohno applies for work at the Volcano. Wait. What?

Showing some love to local 253 artist - Rocky Sandoval who performed at the Seattle Fashion Show - http://bit.ly/bZtdoV I'm READY!" via TweetDeck, 2:30 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Apolo Ohno (@ApoloOhno)