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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Apolo Ohno

May 12: Apolo Ohno reveals the truth about his gold medal skin... and adds a happy face.

"Ever wake up and you have a pimple out of no where? Wow....you gotta be kidding me!! Haha! Oh well. It is what it is! :-)" via TweetDeck, 1:33 p.m.

May 8: Apolo Ohno self helps.

"Quick read on the plane. It gives me even more inspiration & insight 2 reach out 2 those middle school kids." via TweetDeck, 9:25 a.m.

May 6: Apolo Ohno is, perhaps, more revealing than he wanted to be.

"Just saw the "Ed hardy guy"...I feel like i see him 2 times a week...strange...Christian something?" via TweetDeck, 5:56 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Apolo Ohno (@ApoloOhno)