IT'S TRUE (Hopefully) >>>

UPDATE EDITOR'S NOTE 5:52 p.m.: Just got a second text message from the powers that be at Hell's Kitchen saying they "jumped the gun a bit" on the Melvins announcement. Apparently, the show is not set in stone yet. We shall keep you posted.

We just recieved word that the Melvins, who haven't played Hell's Kitchen in almost four years, will be back in town Sept. 27, playing Hell's Kitchen.

Fucking awesome.

That is all.