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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Jessica Simpson

June 15: Jessica Simpson tells it how it is (?)

"True- went to the doctor yesterday False- plastic surgery" 10:47 a.m., via UberTwitter

March 5: Jessic Simpson dives into poetry

Just woke up after falling asleep reading this book "poemcrazy"! Poems that are crazy normally keep me awake!" 3:07 a.m., via UberTwitter

March 3: All Jessica Simpson does is clean out her closets

"Cleaning out my closets...20 boxes of NO's so far. Really? I bought this? My lord!! Hahaha" 8:24 p.m., via UberTwitter

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson)