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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Jessica Simpson

June 16: Jessica Simpson tries new things

"I ate tofu for the first time last night! It was yummy! You know your from TX when you have to dip it in ketchup. Ha." 7:31 a.m., via UberTwitter

February 22: Jessica Simpson wrestles with the Big Questions

"I'm thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I'll have to give up pork?" 12:10 p.m., via Twitter for Blackberry

February 20: Ahhh! Fuck! Make it stop!

"The Price Of Beauty :) Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask." 10:54 a.m., via Twitter for Blackberry

Tune in next week for more tweets from the life of Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson)