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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Extra special potpourri!

BOB VILLA

June 21: Bob Villa is a mundane Twitter whore

"Beware of the perils of putting out bird seed in hot weather: http://www.bobvila.com/t/birdseed" via Web, 9:00 a.m.

P-DIDDY

June 16: P-Diddy offers sound advice. Wait. What?

"Mindfuck somone tonight! It will make you feel better:) GO" via UberTwitter, 10:45 p.m.

June 15: OK. That's more like it.

"TONIGHT!!! Watch "THE CITY" on MTV-10:30pm!!" via Web, 1:12 p.m.

THE DALAI LAMA

June 12: Fuck yeah, the Dalai Lama is on Twitter

"Because of the profoundly interconnected reality of today’s world, we need to relate to the challenges we face as a single human family" 2:04 a.m., via the Web

Tune in tomorrow for more Weekly Volcano Twitter stalking action!