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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

May 3: Weird Al gets all legal on our ass

"Turns out the TV show “Fox & Friends” is a complete rip-off. I smell intellectual property lawsuit!" 10:14 a.m., via Twitpic

May 1: Weird Al landscapes, or redesigns, or something...

"I finally got tired of people urinating on my lawn, so I decided to do something about it." 7:16 a.m., via Twitpic

April 27: Weird Al is just plain weird

"The street sign that inspired a thousand porn soundtracks" 12:00 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano