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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

April 12: Weird Al's got Bieber Fever

"What’s going on here?? I wake up this morning, and Justin Bieber’s NOT TRENDING. I don’t want to live in a world like this!" 10:23 a.m., via Web

March 28: Weird Al whips out the innuendo

" …where every trip has a “happy ending”…" 11:07 a.m., via Twitpic

March 25: Weird Al hangs with other funny people

"Patton Oswalt has decided to just go with this look permanently. Bold move, sir." 10:19 a.m., via Twitpic

March 12: Weird Al hangs in the Yo Gabba Gabba green room.

"The hardest part about show business is all the waiting around." 1:11 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in next week for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS WEIRD AL TWITTER PIC!!!